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N:The Smithfield Tavern
FN:The Smithfield Tavern
TEL;WORK;VOICE:020 7253 5153
ADR;WORK:;;105 Charterhouse Street;EC1M 6HW
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NOTE:After a hard night's work of howling at the full moon and dodging a few silver bullets, a werewolf might fancy a cheeky pint in here before returning to wreak havoc on London's streets. Actually the chances of that happening are about as likely as West Ham winning promotion to the Premiership this season. The reason isn't that werewolves don't exist, its actually because this pub is dull. The walls have been painted in Clapham-esque plum hues and the 'choice' of beer lurches from watery Guinness to insipid mass produced lager. It might have been my imagination but the barman did have a rather generous growth of facial hair...
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