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N:Duke of York
FN:Duke of York
TEL;WORK;VOICE:020 7629 0319
ADR;WORK:;;8 Dering Street;W1S 1AA
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NOTE:Nasty. Just off Bond Street and full of the sort of people I really don't want to run into. Spread over three floors (boasting Pool! Darts! Games!) it has been lathered in the bland white-walled decor originally found only in Clapham, and now spreading out across the capital like a bad strain of influenza. Boorish rugby boys swill lager and pick the crushed bones of foxes and proletarian scum from underneath their desert boots, all the while droning on about their salaries and how bad the weather is for skiing. Their girlfriends (all seemingly cloned from a strand of Julia Carling's hair) manage to bleat on about nothing at all for hours on end. Does it do food or show sports? Do I care?
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